I opened my e-mail the other day to find a printable coupon for a free burger at Ruby Tuesday's for my birthday.
Awww. I didn't know they cared so much!
Today's e-mail had one for a free appetizer from Sante Fe so I started thinking, I wonder how much crap I can get for free just for being born?
Below is The List. Consider it my early/late/on time birthday present to you since I had to link each one individually. You could literally gorge yourself right on to Biggest Loser. You're welcome.
Wondering what present you can get for me? I would love for you to NOT take me to any of these places and have them clap out of sync to some nauseating song with nonsensical lyrics. Capiche? Thanks, it's just what I wanted.
Free scoops at Cold Stone Creamery, Baskin Robbins and Dairy Queen
Free appetizer at TGIFriday's
Free burger/sandwich at Red Robin and Firehouse Subs
Free dessert at Applebee's and Quizno's
Entire meals free at Captain D's, IHOP, Tony Roma's, Zaxby's and Taco Bell
Free birthday swag at Sephora (one year it was 3 lip glosses, another it ws 2 nail polishes), Krispy Kreme (coffee mug & 1/2 dozen donuts!), Academy Sports ($5 gift card) and Victoria's Secret ($10 gift card).
Sonic gives away anything from a free burger to a shake to tater tots and you can get 5 free wings at Wingstop.
I just missed the age cut offs for these by a few years (ok, decades) but they're still fun: Denny's, California Pizza Kitchen, Burger King, Ace Hardware Kid's Club and Toys R Us will give you a balloon, crown, birthday announcement over the intercom and mail you a card from Geoffery! Sweet deal.