Valentine's Day is great and all. Really, I'm a big fan. Hearts all around.
But listen, we need to go over a few things.
Like taking pictures of the flowers and chocolates your sweet patootie sent you and posting them on facebook.
Just don't do it, okay?
It's the love equivalent of Farmville.
You're much better off sending pictures of your love loot to the select girlfriends who will be the most jealous. That way, you get the Valentine's envy you desire without making your other 564 facebook 'friends' roll their eyes and gag.
I know it makes me sound like I have Love Day issues but I really don't. I just happen to like getting better flowers than all my friends.
Don't judge me.